Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
#OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS
i could be on my deathbed surrounded by my grieving offspring and grandchildren and you could play an audio file of not great bob three rooms away with all the doors closed and i would still laugh
the only advice you need in life
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we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war
Illustration by Al Brule, 1962
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Christina Hendricks by Tony Duran for Rhapsody, April 2014
i think the best thing about don draper is his hatred of harry crane